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Hilarious jokes-Say your prayers!

Hilarious jokes-Say your prayers!

My neighours, the Jenkins family went downtown to have dinner at a nice restaurant. As soon as the waiter served the food, Mr. Jenkins exclaimed, “Wow! Smell the aroma? This looks delicious. Let’s start.”
Mrs. Jenkins interrupted, “Wait a moment. Should we not say our prayers before we start, just like we do at home?” 
Mrs. Jenkins retorted, “It’s different at home. Here the Chef knows what he is doing!”
Joke of the day-Hurt

Joke of the day-Hurt

Jason goes to see his doctor with his head bleeding. After applying bandages, the doc asks him, “How did you get hurt?”
Jason replied, “My mother-in-law came home and my wife asked me to order something for her.”
The doc asked, “and?”
Jason replied, “I ordered a cab.” 
The forgetful Prof. Higgins

The forgetful Prof. Higgins

The ever forgetful Prof. Higgins went to his medical class and announced, “Today we shall learn to dissect. I have brought a frog with me here.”
Saying this, he put a hand in his pocket and took out a packet. When he opened it, there was a sandwich in it.  
The Professor thought hard, “What did I have for breakfast?”
Very funny jokes-The surprise!

Very funny jokes-The surprise!

At a social gathering, Juan introduced his wife to an acquaintance. He said, “Martin, meet my wife Becky.”
Martin replied, “We don’t need any introduction.”
Juan was surprised and asked, “Do you know each other?”
Martin replied, “We were caught napping together.”
Juan lost his cool and shouted, “What do you mean? When and how?”
Martin replied, “In the Finance lectures when we were doing MBA. We were in the same class.”
 
Funny joke-Smart guide

Funny joke-Smart guide

Tina was exploring the outskirts of the jungle with her tour guide Raju, when they came across some animal tracks. 

Frightened, she said, “Those look like leopard tracks to me.”
Raju replied, “You go and check where they lead to and I will discover where they originated from.”
Funniest jokes-The town drunk

Funniest jokes-The town drunk

Sister Nancy had taken it on herself to abolish alcoholism from the small town she lived in. So she went to the local bar, holding banners against alcohol. Just then, Peter the town drunk, came out of the bar, completely inebriated and smelling heavily of beer. 
Sister Nancy glared at him and said, “If you try to enter the Lord’s gates with your breath reeking of alcohol, do you think the Lord will allow you to enter?”
Peter replied, “Lady, when I am at the Lord’s gates, I don’t think I will be carrying my breath with me.”
Doctor joke-Don’t waste

Doctor joke-Don’t waste

Gina called the doctor and said, “My husband Phil unintentionally swallowed an Aspirin. Please advise what should be done.”
The good doctor replied, “Give him a headache. Now that he has already taken the drug, why let it go waste?”