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Sarcastic joke-Very important road

Sarcastic joke-Very important road

Ramu, who hailed from a small village, went to see the big bad city of New Delhi. He parked his cycle near a Government building and started to take a stroll. A cop, on seeing this, shouted at him, “You should not park your cycle here. This is a very important road that leads to many Government organizations. Many Members of Parliament, ministers, the Chief Minister and sometimes, even the Prime Minister commute by this road.”
Ramu replied, “That’s ok, Sir. Please do not worry, I have locked my cycle.  
Wife joke-True feelings!

Wife joke-True feelings!

Rishi says to his friend Ted, “I was in quite a situation on my wife’s funeral. I wanted to cry but there were no tears in my eyes.”
Ted was amused and asked, “So what did you do?”
Rishi said, “I shared my feelings with a friend. He whispered in my ears to imagine that she is coming back from the dead.”
Ted asked, “Then?”
Rishi replied, “Then what? There was no stopping my tears!”
Sarcastic joke-Indispensable

Sarcastic joke-Indispensable

My boss, Mr. Simmons called me into his cabin and said, “There must have been times when you realized that you are an important person in the company. So, tell me Joey, when did you feel that you are indispensable?” 
I replied, “Sure I did, sir….whenever I applied for my annual leave.”
Little pup

Little pup

Diku: Momma, can I have a little pup this X-Mas?

Momma: Nope. You will have to manage with a turkey, like you do every year.

 
Source: www.miteshasher.blogspot.com

Valentine’s day joke

Valentine’s day joke

I gave my wife a big box of assorted hazelnut chocolates for V-day.

She smiled and said, “Aww…you know you should not have.”

I gave back, “You are right but I guess one more pack of chocolates will not hurt your fat behind.”
 
Source: www.miteshasher.blogspot.com