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Non-stop

Non-stop

David tells his friend on the long distance call, “It’s been pouring non-stop here since the past 4 days. You know my wife Julia feels extremely down when it rains and keeps looking though the window. If it doesn’t stop raining in the next 2 days, guess I will have to let her in.”

We care about hygiene

We care about hygiene

Joejoe asked Bubba, “Why are you heating the knife?”

Bubba replied, “Because I am tired of my life and want to commit suicide.”

Joejoe said, “Ok, but why are you heating it?”

Bubba replied, “What’s wrong with you? You don’t want me to catch an infection, do you?”

Not getting married

Not getting married

Adi said to his girlfriend Tina, “I had visited your home yesterday. I don’t think we can get married.”

Tina gasped, “Why? What happened? Did you meet my dad?”

Adi replied, “No. I met your sister. And I think she is too hot!”

Funny jokes-Just a reminder!

Funny jokes-Just a reminder!

Santa Singh was so frustrated with his wife that he turned to God and said, “I got my babyhood from you, then it was taken away from me. I got my youth from you and then it was taken away from me. I got my wife from you. A lot of time has passed since then…just sending you a gentle reminder!”
Tricky question

Tricky question

Ashok was dating Lara. Her father invited him home and asked, “Do you drink?”
The prospective groom replied, “Firstly, I need to know whether you are questioning me or inviting me.”
Varieties of wives

Varieties of wives

There are two varieties of wives in this world. 
One variety is silent, attractive, affectionate, thoughtful, considerate, good listener and not quarrelsome.
The second variety is in your home.
Joke of the day-Secretary

Joke of the day-Secretary

Alex said to his friend, “Times are really bad! My secretary Martha quit yesterday.”

The friend asked, “What happened?”

Alex replied, “She caught me with my wife at the shopping mall.”