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Not getting married

Not getting married

Adi said to his girlfriend Tina, “I had visited your home yesterday. I don’t think we can get married.”

Tina gasped, “Why? What happened? Did you meet my dad?”

Adi replied, “No. I met your sister. And I think she is too hot!”

Funny jokes-Just a reminder!

Funny jokes-Just a reminder!

Santa Singh was so frustrated with his wife that he turned to God and said, “I got my babyhood from you, then it was taken away from me. I got my youth from you and then it was taken away from me. I got my wife from you. A lot of time has passed since then…just sending you a gentle reminder!”
Tricky question

Tricky question

Ashok was dating Lara. Her father invited him home and asked, “Do you drink?”
The prospective groom replied, “Firstly, I need to know whether you are questioning me or inviting me.”
Varieties of wives

Varieties of wives

There are two varieties of wives in this world. 
One variety is silent, attractive, affectionate, thoughtful, considerate, good listener and not quarrelsome.
The second variety is in your home.
Joke of the day-Secretary

Joke of the day-Secretary

Alex said to his friend, “Times are really bad! My secretary Martha quit yesterday.”

The friend asked, “What happened?”

Alex replied, “She caught me with my wife at the shopping mall.”

One line joke-Big decision

One line joke-Big decision

Last eve, I had a drink too many and I thought that I should give up drinking, but then I thought that such a big decision should not be taken in haste, particularly when I am drunk.
Benny the miser

Benny the miser

Benny the miser was on the terrace when his leg slipped and he started falling to the ground. On the way down, he passed his kitchen window and saw his wife cooking dinner for the family.
The miser shouted out, “Don’t cook dinner for me, my dear.”