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One line joke-Big decision

One line joke-Big decision

Last eve, I had a drink too many and I thought that I should give up drinking, but then I thought that such a big decision should not be taken in haste, particularly when I am drunk.
Benny the miser

Benny the miser

Benny the miser was on the terrace when his leg slipped and he started falling to the ground. On the way down, he passed his kitchen window and saw his wife cooking dinner for the family.
The miser shouted out, “Don’t cook dinner for me, my dear.”
First thing

First thing

Lisa says to her boyfriend, “Tom, what is the first thing that you notice in a girl?”

Tom replies back, “Well, it depends whether the girl is coming or going.”