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Give me my headphone!

Give me my headphone!

Sardar Santa Singh was trying to snatch away the pilot’s headphone in the flight. A co-passenger on hearing the ruckus, asked him why is he doing so?
Sardar Santa Singh replied, “Well, I paid for the flight ticket and he is the one enjoying the music.”
Source: www.miteshasher.blogspot.com
Handcuff

Handcuff

Ted had applied to join the police force and he was being interviewed. He was asked, “If you mother committed a crime and you were asked to handcuff her, what would you do?”
Without hesitation, Ted replied, “Would request for backup!”
Source: www.miteshasher.blogspot.com
Newly weds argument

Newly weds argument

They were newly weds. While Tom wanted just one child, Tina wanted two children. There was a heated argument, and Tom decided to put an end to it. He said to Tina, “After we have our first child, I will get myself sterilized.”

Tina was quick to fire back, “That’s all right. I hope you will love the second one like your own.”