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Give me my headphone!

Give me my headphone!

Sardar Santa Singh was trying to snatch away the pilot’s headphone in the flight. A co-passenger on hearing the ruckus, asked him why is he doing so?
Sardar Santa Singh replied, “Well, I paid for the flight ticket and he is the one enjoying the music.”
Source: www.miteshasher.blogspot.com
Handcuff

Handcuff

Ted had applied to join the police force and he was being interviewed. He was asked, “If you mother committed a crime and you were asked to handcuff her, what would you do?”
Without hesitation, Ted replied, “Would request for backup!”
Source: www.miteshasher.blogspot.com
Newly weds argument

Newly weds argument

They were newly weds. While Tom wanted just one child, Tina wanted two children. There was a heated argument, and Tom decided to put an end to it. He said to Tina, “After we have our first child, I will get myself sterilized.”

Tina was quick to fire back, “That’s all right. I hope you will love the second one like your own.”

Reservations

Reservations

Stella went to the Delta airline counter. The attendant at the counter asked her, “Madam, do you have reservations?”

Stella, not in the best of moods after being reprimanded by her boss earlier that day, replied, “You bet I have reservations. But that’s not gonna stop me from flying.”

Camouflage suit

Camouflage suit

Rodney goes to an army store where rejects are sold. He asks the attendant for a camouflage suit.

The attendant replies, “We have the suits is stock, sir. The problem is we are unable to find them.”

Controller’s reply

Controller’s reply

Bill was a young pilot who had just joined the Air Force. He was approaching a field at night in his plane and he wanted to sound like a dude. So instead of making a request to the tower as required by protocol, he said, “Guess who?”

The controller, not one to let this opportunity go without teaching the young pilot a lesson, switched off the field lights and retorted, “Guess where?”