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Reservations

Reservations

Stella went to the Delta airline counter. The attendant at the counter asked her, “Madam, do you have reservations?”

Stella, not in the best of moods after being reprimanded by her boss earlier that day, replied, “You bet I have reservations. But that’s not gonna stop me from flying.”

Camouflage suit

Camouflage suit

Rodney goes to an army store where rejects are sold. He asks the attendant for a camouflage suit.

The attendant replies, “We have the suits is stock, sir. The problem is we are unable to find them.”

Controller’s reply

Controller’s reply

Bill was a young pilot who had just joined the Air Force. He was approaching a field at night in his plane and he wanted to sound like a dude. So instead of making a request to the tower as required by protocol, he said, “Guess who?”

The controller, not one to let this opportunity go without teaching the young pilot a lesson, switched off the field lights and retorted, “Guess where?”

Work out at the beach

Work out at the beach

I am a regular beach-goer. I tell my friends I work out at the beach.

When my friend Harry asked me how, I replied that I suck in my belly every time I see someone pass by in a bikini.

whatsapping

whatsapping

Lisa sent a whatsapp msg to her husband, Dan. It read : How to unfreeze windows?

Dan msged back: Clean with hot water

Lisa, after some time : Comp totally damaged.

One glove

One glove

Tommy, who was drunk, said to his friend at the bar, “Why are you wearing a glove only in one hand? Did you lose the other one?”
     
Bonnie, equally drunk, replied, “Nope buddy. I found one.”
One glove

One glove

When Bonnie entered the class wearing a single glove, Mrs. Thatcher the English grammar teacher asked him, “What’s with the single glove?”

Bonnie replied, “My dad was watching the weather forecast on tv. It said the weather would be sunny, but on the other hand it could get chilly.”