Stella, not in the best of moods after being reprimanded by her boss earlier that day, replied, “You bet I have reservations. But that’s not gonna stop me from flying.”
The attendant replies, “We have the suits is stock, sir. The problem is we are unable to find them.”
The controller, not one to let this opportunity go without teaching the young pilot a lesson, switched off the field lights and retorted, “Guess where?”
When my friend Harry asked me how, I replied that I suck in my belly every time I see someone pass by in a bikini.
Dan msged back: Clean with hot water
Lisa, after some time : Comp totally damaged.
Bonnie, equally drunk, replied, “Nope buddy. I found one.”
Bonnie replied, “My dad was watching the weather forecast on tv. It said the weather would be sunny, but on the other hand it could get chilly.”