Adult jokes-Driving skills

Adult jokes-Driving skills

Bob was trying to impress his wife Clara with his driving skills. Stepping on the accelerator, he said to her, “Just watch my speed now.”

The moment he accelerated, the car broke down and halted.

Clara started laughing loudly.

Bob asked why she was laughing.

Clara replied, “It’s nothing. I just remembered your last night’s adventure.”

Joke of the day-Hurt

Joke of the day-Hurt

Jason goes to see his doctor with his head bleeding. After applying bandages, the doc asks him, “How did you get hurt?”
Jason replied, “My mother-in-law came home and my wife asked me to order something for her.”
The doc asked, “and?”
Jason replied, “I ordered a cab.” 
Tricky question

Tricky question

Ashok was dating Lara. Her father invited him home and asked, “Do you drink?”
The prospective groom replied, “Firstly, I need to know whether you are questioning me or inviting me.”
The forgetful Prof. Higgins

The forgetful Prof. Higgins

The ever forgetful Prof. Higgins went to his medical class and announced, “Today we shall learn to dissect. I have brought a frog with me here.”
Saying this, he put a hand in his pocket and took out a packet. When he opened it, there was a sandwich in it.  
The Professor thought hard, “What did I have for breakfast?”
Very funny jokes-The surprise!

Very funny jokes-The surprise!

At a social gathering, Juan introduced his wife to an acquaintance. He said, “Martin, meet my wife Becky.”
Martin replied, “We don’t need any introduction.”
Juan was surprised and asked, “Do you know each other?”
Martin replied, “We were caught napping together.”
Juan lost his cool and shouted, “What do you mean? When and how?”
Martin replied, “In the Finance lectures when we were doing MBA. We were in the same class.”
 
Varieties of wives

Varieties of wives

There are two varieties of wives in this world. 
One variety is silent, attractive, affectionate, thoughtful, considerate, good listener and not quarrelsome.
The second variety is in your home.
Joke of the day-Secretary

Joke of the day-Secretary

Alex said to his friend, “Times are really bad! My secretary Martha quit yesterday.”

The friend asked, “What happened?”

Alex replied, “She caught me with my wife at the shopping mall.”

Funny joke-Smart guide

Funny joke-Smart guide

Tina was exploring the outskirts of the jungle with her tour guide Raju, when they came across some animal tracks. 

Frightened, she said, “Those look like leopard tracks to me.”
Raju replied, “You go and check where they lead to and I will discover where they originated from.”