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Famous singer

Famous singer

A friend of mine from Chandigarh, who had aspirations to become a famous singer, tried to participate in a show. He persuaded the organizers to give him a big fee and told them, “Everyone knows me!”

Finally, the musical event happened and only 5 people turned up.

The manager of the event was mad at him and shouted, “You have deceived us! You claimed that everyone knows you but only 5 people showed up!”

My friend replied, “Relax. The people who turned up are the ones who didn’t know me!”

Non-stop

Non-stop

David tells his friend on the long distance call, “It’s been pouring non-stop here since the past 4 days. You know my wife Julia feels extremely down when it rains and keeps looking though the window. If it doesn’t stop raining in the next 2 days, guess I will have to let her in.”

We care about hygiene

We care about hygiene

Joejoe asked Bubba, “Why are you heating the knife?”

Bubba replied, “Because I am tired of my life and want to commit suicide.”

Joejoe said, “Ok, but why are you heating it?”

Bubba replied, “What’s wrong with you? You don’t want me to catch an infection, do you?”